Wacky Tobaccy
Lyrics Toby Keith

Written by: Toby Keith, Scotty Emerick

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Ah yeah
What's that smell?

Wanda is a woman, she works down the hall
Shows up on time, she's like balls to the wall
She went out to lunch with her high school friends
'Bout three hours later she came rollin' back in
Well the boss man really jumped her, son he wasn't joking
Everybody in the office knew Wanda had been smokin'

That old Wacky Tobaccy
When you feel it creeping up on you
That old Wacky Tobaccy
Kick back and let it do what it do

Now you can two toke her, you can one hit him
Puff it in a pipe and you can twist it in a stem
You can bake it in some brownies, smoke it through a bong
Roll up a great big fat one like ol' Cheech and Chong
Burn it through a hole, in a can of Budweiser
If you can't take the heat, son, vaporize her

That old Wacky Tobaccy
When you feel it creeping up on you
That old Wacky Tobaccy
Kick back and let it do what it do

Now do what you do
Oh yeah

You got your Mexican and Jamaican with those buds of blue
Humboldt County and Hydroponic too
Okeechobee Purple from down in the South
And that ol' stuff your uncle smokes will give you cotton mouth
Homegrown is healthy, synthetic can kill ya
My all time favorite: redhead sensimilla

That old Wacky Tobaccy
When you feel it creeping up on you
That old Wacky Tobaccy
Kick back and let it do what it do

Aww let it do what it do
Yeah it do

Y'all got any Frito's?

Song facts

"Wacky Tobaccy is a slogan, a saying that's been around forever and no one has ever put it in a song. When we were working on it, somebody asked if the saying has ever been written in a song and I said, 'no, but they will now.' We recorded it and shot the video in Nashville. We got a cameo from Willie Nelson. We have a long-standing friendship. It's fortunate that we got him. 'Wacky Tobaccy' is written to the screws, and it fits in with what we do every night with the party crowd." - Toby Keith

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