The Lonely Island - Like A Boss Lyrics
Featuring: Seth Rogen
Send this Ringtone to your CellMr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So, you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I'm the boss.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of, the boss.
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to corporate
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Approve memos
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Lead a workshop
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Remember birthdays
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Direct workflow
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My own bathroom
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Micro-manage
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Promote synergy
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Hit on Deborah
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Get rejected
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Swallow sadness
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Send some faxes
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Call a sex line
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Cry deeply
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Demand a refund
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Eat a bagel
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Harassment lawsuit
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No promotion
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Fifth of vodka
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Sh*t on Deborah's desk
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Buy a gun
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In my mouth
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Oh, f*ck, man, I can't f*cking do it, sh*t...
Pussy out
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Puke on Deborah's desk
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Jump out the window
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Suck a dude's dick
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Score some coke
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Crash my car
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Suck my own dick
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Eat some chicken strips
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Chop my balls off
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Black out in the sewer
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Meet a giant fish
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F*ck it's brains out
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Turn into a jet
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Bomb the Russians
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Crash into the sun
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Now I'm dead
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Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually I'm pretty sure you did?
Naw, that ain't me.
Okay, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, I know, I got that. You said it about four hundred times.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard ya. See ya later.
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