Konichiwa Bitches
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You wanna rumble in my jungle
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space
I put my laser on stun
And on the north pole I'll ice you son

You wanna thriller in Manilla
You'll be killer bee stung
Wanna taste of vanilla
Better watch your tongue

'Cause I'll hammer your toe
Like a pediatrician
Saw you in half
Like I'm a magician
Tear you down
Like I'm in demolition
Count you out
Like a mathematician

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
You ain't call the cops, you call the fire station

'Cause my flavor's so sweet
You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom
Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-booms
One left, one right - that's how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups no need to supersize em'
Right now you probably thinking "how she get in them jeans"
Well, I'm gifted all natural and burstin' the seams

Konichiwa b*tches
Konichiwa b*tches

Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon
Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb
Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb
Comin' in your mouth
Makes you say yum-yum

Hit the gong-gong
Bring the Sumo's on
I'm 'a kick ass all the way to Hong Kong
Make the balls bounce like a game of ping-pong
Konichiwa b*tches from Beijing to Saigon
Got nothing on me
'Cause you know you're so bum
Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom
Check the scenario
I'm 'a bust your ear drum
And leave you heads ringing
With a ring-a-ding-dong
Busy on the mic
Since the day I was what? (Born)
Check out my style it's the rock of what? (Mo')
Shine is on me like a dog on what? (Bone)
Fight the power
Put myself on the throne

You know when sh*t is getting heavy
Like it's weights a ton
I will run you down like a marathon
Tape you up good
Put you in the trunk
See you next Tuesday
You is a punk

Song facts

"Konichiwa Bitches" was the first UK single to be released off Swedish pop singer-songwriter Robyn's 2005 self-titled album. The single was not released in Sweden as the song was used to re-introduce Robyn to UK audiences.

The single received little airplay and the video received little video play, resulting in the single making number 153 in the UK Singles Chart. However, due to the popularity of the album's second single "With Every Heartbeat" in the United Kingdom, "Konichiwa Bitches" achieved a new peak there, climbing to number 98. It also peaked at number 67 in Australia.

The cover art references Aleksandr Rodchenko's poster of 1920s Russian actress Lily Brik. The phrase "Konichiwa, Bitches" is used by GZA on Chappelle's Show, when saluting the Asians, however this is probably because Method Man has a song of the same name.

Though not released in the United States, the song was chosen as one of the Best Pop Songs of 2008 by the San Francisco Chronicle and the video received some airplay on Logo.

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