The Kiss (Skit)
Lyrics Eminem

[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this b*tch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to f*ckin' jail, cause I'm gonna kill this b*tch.
[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.
[Eminem] What?
[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.
[Eminem] Man, will you shut the f*ck up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
[Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!
[Eminem] F*ckin', turn the car off dog.
[Gary] Alright.
[Eminem] Alright, we wait.
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, I'm gonna f*ckin' kill her.
[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.
[Eminem] Man, just shut the f*ck up dog.
[Gary] What the f*ck did you bring that for?
[Eminem] Just shut up, f*ckin' clip is empty.
[Gary] Don't point that sh*t at me!
[Eminem] It's not even loaded b*tch, look!
[Gary] Dude! God I f*ckin' hate when you do that sh*t.
[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as f*ck.
[Gary] You're gonna f*ck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
[Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her?
[Gary] Where?
[Eminem] Right there motherf*cker.
[Gary] Yeah, f*ck.
[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up.
[Gary] Here we go again.
[Eminem] Get down!
[Gary] What the f*ck do you want me to do get under the car?
[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?
[Gary] How the f*ck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
[Eminem] It's the f*cking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don't think so.
[Eminem] Dog, she just f*ckin' kissed him.
[Gary] No, she didn't!
[Eminem] She's kissing him dog!
[Gary] No she's not... oh sh*t.
[Eminem] C'mon, motherf*cker!


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