Lyrics Eminem

I was born with a d*ck in my brain, yeah f*cked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snucked in and said
"We're goin out back, I want my d*ck sucked in the shed"
Can we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I f*ck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day, my mother said
"I don't know what the f*ck's UP with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
"Debbie, don't let that f*cker get you upset
Go in there, stick a f*ckin cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin it, I bet you
I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object"
"Aw, go f*ck his brains out if any's left in his head"

If you count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I completely lost it
Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane!

(Are you in?) Naw, f*cker tried to bite my face off
I just got f*ckin chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f*ckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck the baseball in the slingshot
Then the aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping-pong
Then he played ping-pong with his own ding-dong
That motherf*cker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants and took every f*ckin' thing off
Everything but his tanktop and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that Shady dawg
Man, that motherf*cker's gangsta, ain't he, dawg?
Shady dawg, what be goin through that f*ckin brain of yours?
Say no more, what the f*ck you waitin' for? Sing along


Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
F*ck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin' {*burps*}
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?
I want you to feel like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...)
F*ck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin
(Shady, what the f*ck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!
What the f*ck's happening?! I think I'm f*cking MELLLTING!
"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"


Song facts

On this track from his 2009 comeback album, Relapse, Eminem alleges that his stepfather molested him

Em claims this never really happened, and that he simply made the song to gross people out. The song contains interpolations from "Jock Box", performed by The Skinny Boys.


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